TulyYekovenko
the chin sleeper agent SOL warned you about. the bag is perfect.
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The Legend
Tuly Yekovenko is a proud, unapologetic chin enthusiast who still believes the bag is perfect. Every time he opens his mouth to defend gm, wagmi, and "one more push"... he accidentally shows why charts only go down and exit liquidity finds him first.
"we built it different, we shipped it different, why is portfolio still down 100%?"
/ asset disposition: CHIN-9000 / handler: smirk division /
The Scenes
the people's guide to why everything is going according to plan
001Built Different
penthouse office. solana chart at zero. tuly sits chin-first, smirk intact. plaque reads BUILT DIFFERENT. nothing is wrong.
002Exit Liquidity
alleyway behind the penthouse. dumpster diving for one more candle. sign says ANY HELP IS APPRECIATED. cup is empty, chin is full.
003Yacht Arc
tel aviv harbor. champagne, mug, and a suspicious elephant in a STAQ BEAN PURR shirt. recovery szn officially announced.
Prophecies
top transmissions from the chin himself
"bro just one more push and we send it to valhalla, trust the plan"
"it works on my machine, the chart is wrong, not us"
"i am once again asking you to not look at the chart, look at the chin"
"we are not in a bear market, we are in a bag-holding renaissance"
━━━ final transmission ━━━
the chin is
still smirking
the plan was followed exactly. buy high, hold forever, smirk through it. and yet... chart down, bag empty, vibes immaculate. maybe the plan needs one more candle.
made with clouds • not financial advice • do not look at the chin directly